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ELIOT AND JIMMY FALLON AT MY HOUSE.
HE'S JUST REALLY NICE!

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ELIOT AND BRIAN WILSON AT MY HOUSE.
THIS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST
MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. YES, I MADE
SURE HE SIGNED MY "PET SOUNDS"
ALBUM.

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ELIOT AND HUMORIST DAVE BARRY AT
MY HOUSE. I'VE GOT TO SEE IF I STILL
HAVE THAT SAME SHIRT SOMEWHERE!

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Eliot (R) and twin brother Neil (L)
having just arrived in California at
Disneyland in 1967.
Just two really hip guys.

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ELIOT AND SINGING/WRITING PARTNER
LESLIE PERFORMING AT A
GIRL'S 13TH BIRTHDAY PARTY IN CHICAGO
IN 1966. DIG MY BEATLE BOOTS!

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Playing my Silvertone guitar at our apartment in Chicago 1965. I'm 12.

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OUT OF ALL THE CLASSIC CARS I HAVE
OWNED, THIS 1956 CHEVY BELAIR WAS
MY FAVORITE. IT WAS LIKE A TANK.
IMPOSSIBLE TO PARK. THEY ARE QUITE
HUGE.

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2009. IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
AN ANCIENT SECRET SERVICE MAN OR
PLAINCLOTHES D.C. COP WAS A FEW
FEET AWAY. I APPROACHED HIM
STRAIGHT ON TO ASK HIM IF FIREWORKS
WOULD BE GOING OFF ABOVE
THE WHITE HOUSE LATER THAT NIGHT.
HE BACKED AWAY AND PUT HIS HAND
ON A WEAPON IN HIS REAR AREA. I WAS
THINKING "WHAT THE #!*%#*@?"
OLDER  AMERICANS ARE STILL
IRRATIONAL ABOUT LONG HAIR.

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Eliot and Neil at Carls' Bar Mitzvah
1965 Chicago. Twin brother Neil is
in top row at the end in red jacket.
Eliot is second in the bottom row,
apparently doing something weird
with the Bar Mitzvah boy's hand
next to him. I always liked Carl but
that worries me.